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Modern Quotations

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  • I’ve read just about every issue of Playboy since I was 15 years old. Not once did I ever see a Playmate say one of her turn-ons was fucking a 75-year-old man.

    Jimmy Kimmel. “Friars Club Roast of Hugh Hefner.” Taped 29 Sep 2001. Included in Modern Quotations 2000-2010.

    Tagged: Modern Quotations 2000-2010 playboy hefner jimmy kimmel friars club

    Posted on February 6, 2012 with 1 note

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